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• A man always needs to remember one thing about a pretty girl. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
• A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her....
• Innocence ends when one is stripped of the delusion that one likes oneself.
  -- Joan Didion, "On Self Respec...
• Always remember, the whole thing was started by a mouse. -- Walt Disney, film produce
• Always tell the truth--it's the easiest thing to remember. -- Daved Mame
• Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
• We always remember best the irrelevant.
• Remember, the paper is always strongest at the perforations.
• We must always remember that if there were not one thing that was not on top of another thing, our group would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men gathered together for no good reason.
  -- President, Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Thing...