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• Logic is a tweeting bird, chirping in your ear. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.
  -- Star Trek, `I, Mudd`...
• Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree, that smells AWFUL.
• Logic is a little bird, sitting in a tree; that smells *_____awful*.
• What is EMACS? It is a tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it.
  It is a beautiful flower that smells awful....
• Let your humor always be good humor in both senses.
  If it comes of a bad humor, it is pretty sure not to belie its parentage....
• Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good.
  When it's bad, it's still pretty good....
• When I'm gone, boxing will be nothing again. The fans with the cigars and the hats turned down'll be there, but no more housewives and little men in the street and foreign presidents.
  It's goin' to be back to the fighter who comes to town, smells a flower, visits a hospital, blows a horn and says he's in shape....