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It looks like it's up to me to save our skins. Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!
-- Princess Leia Organa...
IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw that chicken to the dolphins.
They eat fish." Sure...
It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
-- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne...
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win or lose.
-- Darrin Weinberg...
It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion.
And usually easier. -- Lazarus Long...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system.
For the initiator has the emnity of all...
It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answe
because, in any decent house, a brat that starts asking questions is promptly packed off to b...
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

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