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It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Ring...
It was pleasant to me to get a letter from you the other day.
Perhaps I should have found it pleasanter if I had been able to decipher it....
It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline.
Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. -- Hunter S. Thompso...
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. -- Mark Twai
It wasn't exactly a divorce -- I was traded. -- Tim Conway
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.
It was more like the rose and the teeth were in the same glass....
It would be nice to be sure of anything the way some people are of everything.
It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.

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