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• By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.
  -- P.J. Plauger, "Computer Language", 1988, April Fool's column....
• AFJ // n. Written-only abbreviation for "April Fool's Joke".
  Elaborate April Fool's hoaxes are a long-established tradition on Usenet and Interne...
• AFJ: // n. Written-only abbreviation for "April Fool's Joke".
  Elaborate April Fool's hoaxes are a long-established tradition on USENET and Interne...
• April Fool!: Sue Prize
• Fearful concatenation of circumstances. -- Daniel Webster (1782-1852) -- Argument on the Murder of Captain White, April 6, 1830, Vol.
  vi, p. 88...
• kremvax /krem-vaks/ n. [from the then large number of Usenet VAXen with names of the form foovax] Originally
  a fictitious Usenet site at the Kremlin, announced on April 1, 1984 in a posting ostensibly originated there by Soviet leader Konstantin Chernenko....
• APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• We are still speaking the same language, but neither of us is hearing the other.
  -- Hafez Assad, on Syrian relations with Egypt, in "Time", 3 April 1989...
• I'd like to come back as an oyster. Then I'd only have to be good from September until April.
  -- Gracie Alle...