Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault. Stomach contents re-
vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi-
cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of
Pinocchio.
Cooper: You're making a joke!
Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations.
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_
vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi-
cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet. Goes by the name of
Pinocchio.
Cooper: You're making a joke!
Albert: I like to think of myself as one of the happy generations.
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_
Related:
- Truman: You saw a giant?
Cooper: Yes.
Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield... - Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho,
I really am. -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin... - Albert: Coop, about the uniform.
Cooper: Yes, Albert?
Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the... - Albert's path is a strange and difficult one.
-- Special Agent Dale Cooper,
from Twin... - Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism,
the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet... - Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges,
never. I want no interference from the hulking boob... - Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date.
Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was... - Look, it's trying to think.
-- Agent Albert Rosenfield,
_Twin Peaks_ (in reference to Sheriff... - Truman: Jelly donuts?
Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin...
