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• Twenty-four hour room service must be one of the premiere achievements of modern civilization.
  -- Special Agent Dale Cooper, from Twin Peak...
• Albert: You listen to _me_! While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is I am a nay-sayer and a hatchet man in the fight against violence!
  I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King!...
• Truman: You saw a giant? Cooper: Yes. Albert: Any relation to the dwarf?
  -- Sheriff Truman, Agent Dale Cooper & Agent Albert Rosenfield, _Twin Peak...
• Annie: I lived in my head mostly. Cooper: That's not a bad neighborhood.
  Annie: There were some pretty strange neighbors....
• Truman: Jelly donuts? Cooper: Harry, that goes without saying.
  -- Sheriff Truman & Agent Dale Cooper, _Twin Peaks_...
• Diane, it struck me again earlier in this morning. There are two things that continue to trouble me and I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the bureau, but also as a human being
  What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys?...
• Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the Dharma came to Hohoho, I really am.
  -- Agent Albert Rosenfield, from Twin Peak...
• Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert?
  Albert: Usually, replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide....
• Albert: I performed the autopsy on Jacques Renault.
  Stomach contents re- vealed, let's see, beer cans, a Maryland license plate, half a bi- cycle tire, a goat, and a small wooden puppet....