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• The more you know, the better you realize how little you know.
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed
• You realize how short a month when you pay alimony.
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• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
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• You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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