How can you tell if your car is a lemon?
Your car might be a lemon if:
1) You can't get your glove compartment closed because of all the
repair receipts.
2) The guys at the garage recognize your voice on the telephone.
3) It has broken down more than once on the way back from the shop.
4) You can tell when they've rearranged the furniture in the shop's
customer lounge.
5) You leave your keys in the car in the hopes that someone will steal it.
6) Someone tried to steal it, only it wouldn't start.
Your car might be a lemon if:
1) You can't get your glove compartment closed because of all the
repair receipts.
2) The guys at the garage recognize your voice on the telephone.
3) It has broken down more than once on the way back from the shop.
4) You can tell when they've rearranged the furniture in the shop's
customer lounge.
5) You leave your keys in the car in the hopes that someone will steal it.
6) Someone tried to steal it, only it wouldn't start.
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