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• I can't help admiring you, at least until you put the gun down.
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
• No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
• I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
  -- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
• No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....