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• I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside.
  The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." -- Stephen Wrigh...
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.
  First he asked that the air-conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold and so on for about half an hour....
• Hot Java has gone cold
• Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!
• Intercom: Prepare to engage enemy. [the jets speed past] Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept.
  Suggest we get out and walk....
• Mink is for football games ... please. Out in the fresh air, sit in it, eat hot dogs in it, anything.
  But not evening, not elegance, I beg of you. -- Valentina...
• A Thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How do it know? -- Bruce Willi
• Balloons and Government both require Hot Air to floa
• Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.