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Hope Is The Denial Of Reality. It Is The Carrot Dangled Before The Draft Horse To Keep Him Plodding Along In A Vain Attempt To Reach It.
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Hope is the denial of reality. It is the carrot dangled before the draft horse
to keep him plodding along in a vain attempt to reach it."
"I say we remove the carrot and walk forward with open eyes.
-- Raistlin Majere, Dragonlance Chronicles Vol. 1
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which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
Trust him, but still keep your eyes open.
Sheri/Terri: Look at Missus Potato Head! She has a head made out of lettuce.
[Giggles.] Ralph: I can't believe I used to go out with you....
Blind? Eat a carrot!
CARROT JUICE?!?! -- 6th Dr.
Plodding along with Plodigy.
I am FLAMING CARROT! Even best friends fear me a little!
My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
It is folly to bolt a door with a boiled carrot.