Honeymoon night was hot. She was moaning all night in ecstasy. Opening
gifts: "An orange squeezer! Oh my God! A waffle maker!" Next morning the
guy down the hall gave me the big thumbs-up. "Boy, you were using
everything but the kitchen sink in there!"
-- Mike Binder
gifts: "An orange squeezer! Oh my God! A waffle maker!" Next morning the
guy down the hall gave me the big thumbs-up. "Boy, you were using
everything but the kitchen sink in there!"
-- Mike Binder
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