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• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• WASH An activity that, if men had their way, would only be done once or twice a month.
  Down beneath it all, most men would much rather cover themselves in mud and walk around in skins....
• Re-elect Jimmy Carter! The best President Panama ever had.
• I had no desire to be involved in the music busine
  but I saw that Jerry Brandt, who was the head of the music department at William Morris, had a limousine, and he was hanging out with Mick Jagger....
• No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket, or at least had been fooling around with timetables.
  -- Archie Goodwi...
• Silence is said to be golden, but the best fools the world has ever produced had nothing to say on the subject.
  -- Josh Billing...
• Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly".
  ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover....
• Homosexuality is not an abnormality, illness, or disorder.