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• There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy .
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• There are four kinds of homicide: Felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• There are 4 kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• UNIVERSALIST, n. One who forgoes the advantage of a Hell for persons of another faith.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• GRAVITATION, n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with a strength proportion to the quantity of matter they contain -- the quantity of matter they contain being ascertained by the strength of their tendency to approach one another.
  This is a lovely and edifying illustration of how science, having made A the proof of B, makes B the proof of A....
• ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...