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• There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• There are four kinds of homicide: Felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce...
• There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy .
  .. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another.
  There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is for advantage of the lawyers....
• DIVINATION, n. The art of nosing out the occult. Divination is of as many kinds as there are fruit-bearing varieties of the flowering dunce and the early fool.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Calamity, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering.
  Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others....
• CAMEL, n. A quadruped (the _Splaypes humpidorsus_) of great value to the show business.
  There are two kinds of camels -- the camel proper and the camel improper....
• PERORATION, n. The explosion of an oratorical rocket.
  It dazzles, but to an observer having the wrong kind of nose its most conspicuous peculiarity is the smell of the several kinds of powder used in preparing it....