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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you see a sign on a door saying "Please make sure this door is locked" and you wonder if lockd knows about it.
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns.
  He said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second gun....
• Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?
• There is always one moment when the door opens and lets the future in.
• Q. When is a door not a door? A. When it's Val Kilmer.
• If you have enough push you won't need any pull.
• Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
  They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....
• The door to success is labeled PUSH.