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• Have the florist send some roses to Mrs Upjohn and write 'Emily I love you' on the back of the bill.
• Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
  Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....
• What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? Six sick Sikhs (sic).
• Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu? A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
• Genetists do it with sick genes.
• SMILEY :-, "Hmmmm.
• Send in the clowns....Why, Mr. President, what are you doing here?
• Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
  Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that old woman?...
• When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.