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• Marge: What are you doing? Homer: I'm writing a delicious send-up of Mr.
  Burns for his birthday party. Is "poopoo" one word or two?...
• Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
  [There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
• Burns: Smithers, what are you doing up here? Home
  And what are you doing with this ball, and all those other balls?...
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
• Would you like fries with that, Mr. President?
• The following appeared as part of a recommendation made by a faculty member to the president of a large university.
  "Never once in our 150-year history as a university have we clarified our objectives....
• Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here?
• Never send a MAN to do a WOMAN'S work! Why do you think I CAME here?
  "Not for the good of my ego, that was for damn sure." -- John Gaunt, aka GRIMJACK...
• It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President.