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• Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA.
  .. ha.. ha.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing ``Leave it to Beaver''!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I guess it was all a DREAM.. or an episode of HAWAII FIVE-O... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I own seven-eighths of all the artists in downtown Burbank! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• .. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I represent a sardine!! -- Zippy the Pinhead