A Wide-eyed, Innocent UNICORN, Poised Delicately In A MEADOW Filled With LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & Small CHILDREN At The HUSH Of Twilight?

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A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled with
LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight??
-- Zippy the Pinhead

Don't hit me!! I'm in the Twilight Zone!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Innocent-------- and Horny [picture of unicorn]
Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Hmmm.. A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted island, when.
.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
SMILEY 8-) wide-eyed look
I'm QUIETLY reading the latest issue of ``BOWLING WORLD'' while my wife and two children stand QUIETLY BY.
. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Are we THERE yet? -- Zippy the Pinhead
if it GLISTENS, gobble it!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm into SOFTWARE! -- Zippy the Pinhead

A Wide-eyed, Innocent UNICORN, Poised Delicately In A MEADOW Filled With LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & Small CHILDREN At The HUSH Of Twilight?

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