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• From a chicken in every pot to a chicken smokin' po
• Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
• Vote for Nobody. Nobody will put a chicken in every pot.
• Well, for one thing, I find that I no longer win every golf game I play.
  -- George Bush, on life after the presidency....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
  I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
• I've got the pot of gold. I wanted the rainbow.
• And I swear, every word is true!