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• Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
• Vote for Nobody. Nobody will put a chicken in every pot.
• A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every.
  .. -- George Bush, 1988...
• Which part of the chicken is the noodle from?
• Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you guys smokin' when you came up with that?
  Cohen: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken. -- "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Bother! said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his honey pot.
• A teabag short of a pot.
• At the end of the rainbow is a pot of gold.