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• Bicycle Repair Man, how can I ever repair you?" "Well, you don't need to, gov, it's all right.
  It's all in a day's work for ... Bicycle Repair Man. <Sniff!>" -- Monty Pytho...
• That road which is the sole road which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
  Repairs are to be done in such a manner that the maximum amount of time is required to cover the minimum amount of distance....
• Some to church repair, Not for the doctrine, but the music there.
  These equal syllables alone require, Though oft the ear the open vowels tire...
• Buy in haste, repair at leisure.
• Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
• PC and taglines are under repair.
• Tagline in for repair. This one's a loaner.
• Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
• A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck