That Road Which Is The Sole Road Which Leads To The Greatest Tourist Attraction In The Area Can Only Be Repaired During The Busiest Three Weeks Of The Entire Tourist Season.

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That road which is the sole road
which leads to the greatest tourist attraction in the area can only be
repaired during the busiest three weeks of the entire tourist season.
Repairs are to be done in such a manner that the maximum amount of time is
required to cover the minimum amount of distance. Slow moving vehicles
shall be deployed to best advantage to slow traffic in both directions
simultaneously at all points of repair. A minimum of one person per repair
mile shall be employed to engage in sun-bath work and no other. Two others
by the same ratio, shall be employed to watch for anyone riding on square
wheels, which shall be duly reported at the end of the month to the
contractor. On days which precede and follow national holidays, at least
two vehicles shall be used to break down, so that traffic comes to a
complete standstill for as long as possible.
-- Previously Unwritten Rule Department

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