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• Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
  -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The point is...that there is no point in driving yourself mad trying to stop yourself going mad.
  You might just as well give in and save your sanity for later....
• Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.
  "Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that....
• Well, here's something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.
  -It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind....
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Okay," the computer continued. "Here's an interesting little notion.
  Did you realize that most people's lives are governed by telephone numbers?...
• Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind- bogglingly big it is.
  I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space....
• Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
  "I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...