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• Hey, gimme five dollars!" "Kid, does the name Bernhard Goetz mean anything to you?
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• America, where you park on the driveway!
• Sure you can trust the government...just ask American Indians.
• Yosemite Park is a place of rest, a refuge from the roar and dust and weary, nervous, wasting work of the lowlands, in which one gains the advantages of both solitude and society.
  Nowhere will you find more company of a soothing peace-be- still kind....
• 115,000 acres of trees in the state park system is a lot to look at.
  How long can you look? -- Ronald Reagan, Sacramento Bee, 4/28/66...
• You can't be first, but you can be next.