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Hey, Waiter! I Want A NEW SHIRT And A PONY TAIL With Lemon Sauce! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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Hey, waiter! I want a NEW SHIRT and a PONY TAIL with lemon sauce!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Hey, wait a minute!! I want a divorce!!.. you're not Clint Eastwood!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Used staples are good with SOY SAUCE! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Were these parsnips CORRECTLY MARINATED in TACO SAUCE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'd like some JUNK FOOD... and then I want to be ALONE -- -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
