Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
Related:
- A little kid went up to Santa and asked him, "Santa,
you know when I'm bad right?" And Santa says, "Yes... - Santa only comes once a year,
too bad for him... - Of course he's dead-
I killed him... - Bart: How can you like that guy?
Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's... - They finally had to stop Millet's pie-eating contest this year,
when a guy was killed in it. The cow sat on him... - I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed.
Have a nice day... - I took my kid to the children's zoo,
but they wouldn't take him... - Hey Kid! This ain't no library!
Beat it... - Hey, kid...
where's your tagline...
