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• I dunno.
• Like, if I'm not for me, then fer shure, like who will be?
  And if, y'know, if I'm not like fer anyone else, then hey, I mean, what am I?...
• Charlie was a chemist, But Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
• Charlie was a chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H2O was H2SO4.
• Karl: Hey, I heard we're goin' to Ape Island. Lenny
  Yeah, to capture a giant ape. Karl: I wished we were going to Candy Apple Island....
• THE NEBRASKA STATE MOTTO: `I dunno. What do you wanna do?' -- Sharon O'Neil
• Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
  Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
• TV Truth: Explosions in space always make noise.
• Ned: Now, what happened to that gosh-darn map I brought?
  [said map is on Homer's head as a sailor's hat....