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• He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
• Herth's Law: He who turns the other cheek too far gets it in the neck.
• Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there, and that he could come back at any time in any form and kill us in ways we can't even imagine!
  [a bus pulls up; Willy gets off] Willy: Boo!...
• Homer: [expansive] So, how was everybody's day at school?
  Bart: Horrifying! Lisa: Pointless! Marge: Exhausting....
• A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
  -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown....
• Two Finns and a penguin are sitting on the front porch of a large house.
  The penguin is dripping in sweat; his owner looks down and says to the other Finn, "Hey Urho, I want that you should take the penguin to the zoo, okay?...
• Rush Limbaugh; Quick! Before he gets away!
• He that fights and runs away will live to fight another day.
• Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
  Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!...