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• The Golden Rule of Arts and Sciences: He who has the gold makes the rules.
• Beware the man who makes cream with his mouth; he winds up making butter with his nose.
  -- Babbaluche the cobble...
• Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Sermon xxvii...
• He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a picture to obtain the ashes.
  -- Chinese Proverb...
• POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience.
  In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others....
• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad.
  Also, he has severe diarrhea....
• BORN LOSER -- a guy who has a wet dream and then wakes up to find he's contracted V.D.