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• The sad vicissitude of things. -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Sermon xvi
• I pity the man who can travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry, "'T is all barren!
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- In the Street, Calai...
• There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages. -- Laurence Sterne
• Our armies swore terribly in Flanders," cried my Uncle Toby, "but nothing to this.
  -- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Tristram Shandy, Vol. iii, Chap. xi...
• For the man who has everything... Penicillin. -- F. Borqui
• The man who has everything should be quarantined.
• A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. -- Oscar Wilde
• Nothing confuses a man like a woman driver who does everything right.
• WILDE's definition of a cynic. A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.