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• There is no God! He just thinks he's there!
• He's not a politician. He's just ethically challenged.
• He's not dead, Jim! He's just metabolically challenged.
• He Just Disappeared" by Otto Site
• It's just his opinion...but he's wrong!
• Bender: "Is he dumb or just ugly?
• Bill Clinton: He's not dishonest, he's just morally different.
• Bill Clinton: He's not "Slick". He's just a damn liar!