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  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....
• Well, it's garish, ugly, and derelicts have used it for a toilet.
  The rides are dilapidated to the point of being lethal, and could easily maim or kill innocent little children....
• I cook with gas, I ride in tractors, I drink with deceased movie actors.
  -- Badger Rap, from "Badge...
• SSDD--Same shit, different dimensio
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
  Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
• Homer's astral body rises from Homer's physical body] Smithe
  [examines Homer's dead body] Mr....
• I don't know what their gripe is. A critic is simply someone paid to render opinions glibly.
  Critics are grinks and groinks. -- Baron and Badger, from Badger comic...
• I just bought a Cured Ham, I wonder what it had ??