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• One meets his destiny often on the road he takes to avoid it.
• No blame. He meets him without passing by. Going brings danger.
  One must be on guard. Do not act. Be constantly persevering....
• A man meets a girl at a party and asks her if she fancies a quick 68.
  "A 68 ?" asks the girl, "What's one of those then?...
• There once was a king who ruled his country long, wisely, and well.
  The king had a son whom he hoped would someday rule the land....
• One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it. -- French proverb
• One meets his destiny often in the road he takes to avoid it. French Proverb
• I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
• Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.