Garfield Was Assassinated. Shot By A Disappointed Office Seeker, Right?

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Garfield was assassinated. Shot by a disappointed office seeker, right?
Don't they always say that same sentence? It's crazy. Every time you read
his name: James Abram Garfield: "Shot by a disappointed office seeker."
That's all they can think of what he did in his short term of office. You
look in the Encyclopaedia Britannica under Garfield, James Abram. It says,
"See Office seeker, disappointed."
-- Robert Klein