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• I'm GLAD I remembered to XEROX all my UNDERSHIRTS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Xerox your lunch and file it under ``sex offenders!'' -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Can you MAIL a BEAN CAKE? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.
  He seemed to enjoy it.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• According to a recent and unscientific national survey, smiling is something everyone should do at least 6 times a day.
  In an effort to increase the national average (the US ranks third among the world's superpowers in smiling), Xerox has instructed all personnel to be happy, effervescent, and most importantly, to smile....
• PARC n. See XEROX PARC.
• Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
• I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
• XEROX: Your BUREAUCRACY is our business.