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• I might have liked Zap Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
  Leela "You really are too picky." -Bende...
• Deity... he's come for me
• Homer: Are you sure that's enough? You know how the boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts!
  Marge: Oh Homer, Mr. Burns just said he liked it....
• Leela: "He's crude and gross and he treats me like a slave." Fry: "Then dump his one-eyed ass.
• While I was at home with father, he used to tell me his opinions, and I held the same opinions.
  If I had others, I concealed them, because he wouldn't have liked it....
• He paid me a compliment. He said I looked like a breath of spring.
  Well, he didn't use them words. He said I looked like the end of a hard winter. -- Minnie Pearl...
• I was hitchhiking the other day and this car trailer pulled up and offered me a ride.
  He said that there was no room in the cab, but I could climb into one of the cars in the back....
• Poor man... he was like an employee to me.
  -- The police commissioner on Sledge Hammer laments the death of his bodyguard...
• Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy
  because I would have liked to stand up in class and tell everybody, "You can make fun of the Cricket Boy if you want to, but to me he's just like everybody else....