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  -- Susan, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• 69 is fine...but 77'll get me 8 more...
• The best advice I have ever received was given to me by the late journalist Damon Runyo
  Get as mad as you like but never get off the payroll." -- David Brow...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Marge: Homer, those were very thoughtful presents, but you have to tell me where you got the money from.
  Homer: All right, Marge, I'll tell you, but first you have to promise you will not get mad....
• I don't get mad -- I get odd.
• Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
  -- Zaphod Beeblebrox...
• Will you promise not to get mad if I ask you something?
  -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....