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• If you have to ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
• If you ask how much it is, you can't afford it.
• A promoter is a person who wants to sell you something you don't need that he does not have
  at a price you can't afford, and for reasons neither of you can possibly understand, but the deal goes through and now you make your living using the things no one wanted to do what everyone said could not be done, for people who don't want what you offer....
• The money you save after the kids have gone can be used well, to afford new housing for the smaller family.
• There is the risk that you can not afford to take, and there is the risk that you can not afford not to take.
  -- Peter Drucke...
• Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her.
  Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you....
• At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, you have to pay the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Murray's Laws: 1. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
  2. Never ask a salesman if his is a good price....