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• Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else
  his is not advice, it is merely custom. -- Mark Twai...
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it--they also believed the world was flat.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)