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• Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Honesty is the best policy--when there is money in it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• Indecency, vulgarity, obscenity - these are strictly confined to ma
  he invented them. Among higher animals there is no trace of them....
• A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
• George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth.
  He could not even lie. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...