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• She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans.....
• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....
• Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. -- Peter Drucke
• Have a nice day.
• Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow!
• Have a nice day . . . somewhere else.
• The meek can have the Earth -- rest of us have other plans.
• Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.