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Has The Brains Of A House Plant.
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Has the brains of a house plant.
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A mob has many heads, but no brains.
The heat has fried my brains !!!
Has all the brains God gave a duck's ass.
Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Britt's Green Thumb Postulate: The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
-- Britt's Green Thumb Postulate...
The difference between this school and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.
The plant has exceptionally deep roots and cannot be pulled free.
The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.
