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• The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.
• I learned the difference between a cactus and a caucus.
  A cactus has its pricks on the outside. -- Morris Udall, Former U....
• The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.
• The cactus is not worth climbing.
• You're over-watered the cactus!! It's shriveling up! It's, it's...
• The world is full of cactus, but we don't have to sit on it. -- Will Foley
• Have you noticed the underground mazes yet? There are four of them, one below each island.
  If you manage to thread through them, you'll find a short-cut between the islands....
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around.
  Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie....
• Only in America could women demand to be considered an official minority group with all the special privileges pertaining thereunto.
  -- "Cactus" Ed Abbey...