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• FARMERS plant it deep.
• The trigger has been pulled.
• Has the brains of a house plant.
• Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Bad memory has its roots in bad attention.
• EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to date.
  -- Interpreting supervisors comments......
• Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus's-flytrap.
  The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth....
• The difference between this school and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.
• The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the cactus has the pricks on the outside.