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• You can't trust anyone in the jungle these days.
  -- Boho the hippopotamus, from the Jungle Doctor story, "Sweet and Sour Hippo...
• Toto : If you must suffer, suffer in silence. Boho
  Oh all right....
• You have only to mumble a few words in church to get married and few words in your sleep to get divorced.
• And now a few words from Lyle about the Remington 1100
• INSECURITY: Finding out that you've mispronounced for years one of your favorite words.
  Realizing halfway through a joke that you're telling it to the person who told it to you....
• Has a few wait states.
• In the long history of medicine, no doctor has ever caught the first few minutes of a play.
  -- McCoy, "The Conscience of the King," stardate 2919.8....
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
  Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
• If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? -- Steven Wrigh