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• After one week [visiting Austria] I couldn't wait to go back to the United States.
  Everything was much more pleasant in the United States, because of the mentality of being open-minded, always positive....
• Please wait... Moderator has exited to the race track...
• Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS
• What's the difference between the United States and Eastern European countries?
  The United States still has a communist party. -- Johnny Carso...
• There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
  -- Douglas Adam...
• Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok!
• Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors.
• Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.
  -- Marquis de Lafayette, on the birth of the United State...
• France has culture but no civilization. England has civilization but no culture.
  The United States has neither. Canada has both. -- Robin Mathew...