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• My hard drive has a furball, my cat has bad sectors.
• She's got a few bad sectors in her hard drive.
• Sorry, my mind was on edible underwear today.
• Justify my text? I'm sorry but it has no excuse.
• Sorry, my englis is so bad. __________________________________ , , ("\''/").
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• Bart: So...you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, huh?
  Lisa: Ehh, sorry about my unenlightened brother....
• Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
• Mind has ideas my body can't keep up with!
• The man has expanded my mind. -- from "Apocalypse Now